Senator Miriam Defensor Santiago impeachment court pick-up lines

From starmometer.com

Senator Miriam Defensor Santiago is one of the most feisty and most colorful political personalities in the Philippines.  But lately (Well, at least before the recent outburst at the Senate impeachment trial) she has somewhat mellowed down.  Even reinventing herself as a standup comedian in her speaking engagements in various schools and universities, delivering pick-up lines that garner loud guffaws and applause from the captive audience.

Here's a list of pick-up lines that Senator Santiago may be dropping on the personalities of the impeachment court.

                                                                                                                                                                                                 To Senate President Juan Ponce Enrile
Library ka ba?
Ang dami mong alam eh.


To Justice Serafin Cuevas
Wine ka ba?
You seem to get better with age.

On Justice Cuevas' clothes
On a diet ka ba?
Lumuluwag ang mga damit mo, eh.

Upon meeting members of the prosecution team at a birthday party
Kayo ba ang may birthday?
Mukha kasing surprised at unprepared kayo eh.

To Prosecutor Elpidio Barzaga
Matalino ka ba?
Kasi bright na bright ang ulo mo, eh.

Senator Miriam Defensor Santiago to Senator Lito Lapid
Kailangan mo ba ng mapa?
Para ka kasing nawawala.

To the Senate Sergeant at Arms
Talkative ka ba?
You seem to always have the first and final word.

To a representative of the International Criminal Court where she is chosen to be a judge
Cab driver ka ba?
Wait for me, ha.

To Senator Franklin Drilon
Ambulansya ka ba?
Always to the rescue ka kasi, eh.

To Attorney Miro Quimbo as she blushes and tucks her already short hair behind her ear with her fingers
Zipline ka ba?
Nae-excite ako sa yo, eh.

Preening in front of Attorney Karen Jimeno
Salamin ka ba?
Nakikita ko ang kagandahan ko sa yo, eh.

To a person watching her from the gallery as she preens before Attorney Jimeno
Hoy, inggit ka ba?
Palibhasa pangit ka.  I'll cite you for contempt.  Stop smiling!